Friday 26 October 2012

Denny's Hobbit Menu Proves ...


That Bored of the Rings has won.
The boggies beat it before they took effect and, per Goodgulf's instructions, headed for the orange-and-green flashing sign at the center of town. There they found a gaudy plexiglas and chrome inn, whose blinking sign portrayed a boar, rampant, devoured by a mouth, drooling. Beneath it was the name of the inn, the Goode Eats & Lodging. Passing through the revolving door, the party signaled the bell clerk, whose nametag read Hi! I'm Hojo Hominigritts!. Like the rest of the staff, he was costumed as a suckling pig with false sow's ears, tail, and papier-mache' snout.
Congratulations to Messrs. Beard and Henney of the Harvard Lampoon.


3 comments:

  1. Come taste Bilbo's Bag End Sausage smothered in Gollum's Gravy! mmm-MMM!

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    1. I don't think there's a single item on that menu that's not pornographic.

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  2. You know, I've actually eaten at a Denny's in Middle Earth. Well, it was in New Zealand, and not all that far from Hobbiton.

    But anyone that's been to NZ knows that it really is Middle Earth.

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